Magic: The Gathering Yo Momma Jokes.
“Yo momma so cheap, she got 0 mana cost.”
“Yo momma so fat, if she gets tapped, she stay tapped.”
Yo momma so fat, she can’t be removed from graveyard.
Yo momma so fat, even day of judgement couldn’t get rid of her
Yo momma so nasty, she makes Phyrexia look like Lorwyn.
Yo momma so old, even Urza be like, “dayum.”
Yo momma so fat, she take three turns to cast.
Yo momma so fat, that 1 in 3 planeswalks ends up somewhere on your mom.
Yo momma so fat, she is the only creature land card in the game.
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“Yo momma so slow she suffers from summoning terminal illness”
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‘Yo mama so fat even Jhoira can’t suspend her ass.’ I made that one up and I’m actually happy with myself!
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best. The best ever.
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My favorite of these is the “Yo momma so nasty, she makes Phyrexia look like Lorwyn.” and then the last one bothers me...
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You’re welcome. We spent a whole…day trying
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