first i park my car then i try 3 more times cause im shit at parking
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I asked a client where the payment was for the design and print-ready files I had sent him three weeks ago. His response?
Client: We didn’t use it.
Me: Our contract stipulates that I’m to be paid once I deliver the work, not whether you use the work.
Client: There, I’ve emailed the files back to you. Now it’s like you never did the work.
Me: Is it though?
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The glowing firefly squid of Toyama, Japan 画
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first i park my car then i try 3 more times cause im shit at parking
To those lonely Asian dudes who eat pizza using chopsticks… We salute you.
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Please. Stop. It makes no sense. Being considered sexually attractive is not the greatest quality that you can have. It really, truly is not. You must understand that on some level. If you are unhappy, it is fallacy to believe that it is your life’s circumstances that lead you to be unhappy. If you are a girl, chances are, someone, somewhere is masturbating to your facebook photos anyway. And if not, I’ll do it myself to make you feel better. Being born ridiculously good-looking is like any other trait that you are born with: both a gift and a curse.
What I admire about this is how strength, speed and accuracy are so perfectly aligned to create a single turn of poignance, grace and elegance. The dancer shows us how what is within her heart through the body. It’s magic. It’s a window that takes every ounce of your being to construct: the unveiling of something intangible through a tangible medium.
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Multiplo by Heyteam
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Baby bats.
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