May 2012
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clientsfromhell:
I asked a client where the payment was for the design and print-ready files I had sent him three weeks ago. His response?
Client: We didn’t use it.
Me: Our contract stipulates that I’m to be paid once I deliver the work, not whether you use the work.
Client: There, I’ve emailed the files back to you. Now it’s like you never did the work.
Me: Is it though?
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denzelgtfo:
first i park my car then i try 3 more times cause im shit at parking
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To girls to feel unhappy in the presence of other...
Please. Stop. It makes no sense. Being considered sexually attractive is not the greatest quality that you can have. It really, truly is not. You must understand that on some level. If you are unhappy, it is fallacy to believe that it is your life’s circumstances that lead you to be unhappy. If you are a girl, chances are, someone, somewhere is masturbating to your facebook photos anyway....
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The Black dude in Chronicle is Black and also...
As a personal challenge, I'm trying to go one week...
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“ I usually solve problems by letting them devour me. ”
– Franz Kafka (via passion-pour-la-vivre)
“Cruel men believe in a cruel God and use their belief to excuse their cruelty....”
– Bertrand Russell (via monsieurleblanc)
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears