January 2012
Magic: The Gathering Yo Momma Jokes.
“Yo momma so cheap, she got 0 mana cost.”
“Yo momma so fat, if she gets tapped, she stay tapped.”
Yo momma so fat, she can’t be removed from graveyard.
Yo momma so fat, even day of judgement couldn’t get rid of her
Yo momma so nasty, she makes Phyrexia look like Lorwyn.
Yo momma so old, even Urza be like, “dayum.”
Yo momma so fat, she take...
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“I was taken aback by the quantity of boys in the yard. That is, until I saw the...”
– Old Cantonese Proverb (via itfeelsfeynman)
What happen? Someone set us up the bomb.
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All I want is a crazy bitch girlfriend who has my...
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When you're trying to study for finals
laughingstation:
Expectations:
Reality:
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Anonymous asked: im so happy i came all over my computer screen
I did it for you anon. I didn't mean to trick you...
Anonymous asked: do you realize that when your default picture is on my dash it looks like someone with long hair. ive been thinking that youve gone and grown shoulderlength hair or have been crossdressing
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nicolascagesempai:
Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
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