Playing as Annie and I was doing pretty well this game. I got this triple kill we basically won because of this fight. :D
OMFG dat annie bait. Wtf. You’re SO tanky.
Fat Asian babies that look like the Michelin tire man. Or as I like to call them, abortions that should have been.
Magic: The Gathering Yo Momma Jokes.
“Yo momma so cheap, she got 0 mana cost.”
“Yo momma so fat, if she gets tapped, she stay tapped.”
Yo momma so fat, she can’t be removed from graveyard.
Yo momma so fat, even day of judgement couldn’t get rid of her
Yo momma so nasty, she makes Phyrexia look like Lorwyn.
Yo momma so old, even Urza be like, “dayum.”
Yo momma so fat, she take three turns to cast.
Yo momma so fat, that 1 in 3 planeswalks ends up somewhere on your mom.
Yo momma so fat, she is the only creature land card in the game.
